(This is the common room. It's a random evening, and Sophie is free. They have popcorn, they have soda, snacks, sweets, all the good stuff in front of the TV. What isn't in front of the TV? Sophie Cuckoo, because she's pacing in annoyance. It's just a TV show, something abount hunting demons, because of course it is, except Sophie is not pleased.)
That line of salt was so poorly put. Seriously, why put it outside? The issue should be fighting demons, imagine if their biggest problem is a breeze. Fucking ridiculous.
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(This is the common room. It's a random evening, and Sophie is free. They have popcorn, they have soda, snacks, sweets, all the good stuff in front of the TV. What isn't in front of the TV? Sophie Cuckoo, because she's pacing in annoyance. It's just a TV show, something abount hunting demons, because of course it is, except Sophie is not pleased.)
That line of salt was so poorly put. Seriously, why put it outside? The issue should be fighting demons, imagine if their biggest problem is a breeze. Fucking ridiculous.
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No enchanted blade, no warding spells, nothing. They deserve to get possessed.
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(Back to the couch it is, with crossed arms and a pout.)
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Does she want to watch The Notebook? Probably not. Does she want to keep watching this? Absolutely not.]
...Fine. But only if I can finish the donuts.
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(But she's leaning to take a bite of Illyana's donut before she pushes the rest of the box closer to the other blonde.
Changing the movie it is.)
Told you this place sucks.
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Nothing has happened since I got here. Not even a little monster invasion to have some fun with.
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(It's no Krakoa party time, NYC fun. She loves it, but different type of enrichments. This is self-improvement fun.)
Also, wanna know what I noticed? I don't think I ever been around you on my own.
(She's trying to say it's weird!!! Magik get what she means.)
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...I can never tell you guys apart.
[Is this rude?]
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(That's fine, Illyana. It's part of the Cuckoo experience. She's not even mad.)
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Unless you couldn't tell the Three-in-One apart with the whole hair thing. Then it's skill issue, I don't know what to tell you.
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[Okay that's a lie but she's doubling down.]
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Well, sorry, I was busy looking at you, but you were there, trying to count to five.
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Everyone's always looking at me. Is it the blonde hair or the horns?
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(????)
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Fine, fine. I won't touch the hair.
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(Just saying. It's almost like she's giving Illyana permission to touch, and by almost, it means completely.
But there's a little happy squee, because that's so cute?? She's putting it on immediately.)
Hey, look at me, I wanna see how it looks!
(Read: sneak into her optical nerve. Freaking telepaths.)
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[She blows out a breath, frustrated but not genuinely so.]
What am I, a magic mirror?
[Get it????]
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(Sure did get it, she didn't!!!!)